Bureau of Social Credit · Citizen reporting

See something. Score something.

The Reporter Corps cannot be everywhere. It is everywhere, but it cannot be. Citizens who notice something are encouraged to report it, and are rewarded when they do.

Report a citizen

Make a report

There is no form, and you do not need to name anybody. The Bureau already knows who you mean.

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Self-reporting

Report yourself

The Bureau encourages citizens to report themselves. A self-report saves the Corps time, demonstrates loyalty, and is scored at double, in both directions.

0 Citizens who reported themselves

Guidance

What to report

Unreturned headpats

Report the debtor, not the debt. The Minister for Headpats will take it from there.

Unauthorised height

A citizen who has grown since you last looked. Include the doorway, if it is still standing.

Excessive mirror time

Do not interrupt the citizen. Do not stand in front of the citizen. The Mirror Desk will have your report shortly. The Mirror Desk already has four.

Suspicious contentment

A citizen who seems happy for no reason that appears in their file. There is usually a reason. It should be in the file.

Not a joke

Nobody receives these reports

There is no Bureau, no Council and no score. Each button on this site adds one to an anonymous counter and does nothing else.

If someone in a real VR platform is bugging you or making you feel unsafe, use that platform's own block, mute and report tools, and leave the instance. You never need anybody's permission to do that.